10:00 P.M. For those of you keeping track at home, “Les Misérables” ruled the Golden Globes tonight with 3 wins! ”Django Unchained” and “Argo” also won two trophies. ”Amour,” “Brave,” ”Life of Pi,” “Lincoln,” “Silver Linings Playbook,” “Skyfall,” and “Zero Dark Thirty” each won a single award.
10:00 P.M. HFPA awkwardly and unintentionally flips the bird to AMPAS tonight…
9:58 P.M. BEST PICTURE – DRAMA: “ARGO“
9:52 P.M. Unexpectedly humorous speech from Day-Lewis. Although I laughed much harder at how most of the back of the room gave him a standing ovation … and NO ONE up front did. Awkward…
9:50 P.M. BEST ACTOR – DRAMA: DANIEL DAY-LEWIS, “LINCOLN“
9:50 P.M. What a beautiful speech, Chastain looked truly humbled and honored. To the Oscars we go, hopefully! (Hey HFPA, didn’t appreciate your shot of the audience where we could see you all flashing “WRAP UP.”)
9:48 P.M. BEST ACTRESS – DRAMA: JESSICA CHASTAIN, “ZERO DARK THIRTY“
9:41 P.M. Adorable Anne Hathaway stealing the microphone quickly to do a few more thanks and then tightly hugging Amanda Seyfried.
9:40 P.M. BEST PICTURE – MUSICAL/COMEDY: “LES MISERABLES“
9:39 P.M. Jeremy Renner bleeped…
9:34 P.M. What a charming acceptance speech, and so much love for his wife! Maybe he can beat Daniel Day-Lewis?!
9:32 P.M. BEST ACTOR – MUSICAL/COMEDY: HUGH JACKMAN, “LES MISERABLES“
9:22 P.M. They talked about actors, and then the category was Best TV Series – Musical/Comedy? At least it was “Girls!”
9:18 P.M. Take that, Academy! Standing ovation for snubbed Ben Affleck!
9:18 P.M. BEST DIRECTOR: BEN AFFLECK, “ARGO“
9:11 P.M. What on earth did Jodie Foster just say? Seriously, my TV audio went out in what I assume was a bleep.
9:04 P.M. OK, people, time for you to go watch “The Beaver.” It has Mel Gibson, sure, but it also has Jennifer Lawrence!
8:59 P.M. “Taylor Swift, stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son!” – Tina Fey, who needs to be on this telecast far more
8:53 P.M. Lena Dunham may have won the Golden Globe, but Tina Fey got to wait with J.Lo and Amy Poehler got awfully close to George Clooney. It’s debatable who the overall winner really was tonight.
8:51 P.M. Hooray for Lena – NOT Lisa, Aziz – Dunham! Go watch “Tiny Furniture!”
8:50 P.M. Aziz Ansari being carried by Jason Bateman … fantastic.
8:47 P.M. BEST ANIMATED FILM: “BRAVE“
8:46 P.M. What on earth did that introduction have to do with Best Animated Film?
8:45 P.M. Goodness gracious, Sacha Baron Cohen is drunk…
8:39 P.M. 4 Golden Globes for Claire Danes in her career. She’s halfway to Meryl Streep!
8:35 P.M. BEST FOREIGN FILM: “AMOUR“
8:27 P.M. “Best Picture nominee ‘Salmon Fishing in the Yemen‘” just sounds so wrong.
8:23 P.M. BEST SCREENPLAY: QUENTIN TARANTINO, “DJANGO UNCHAINED“
8:18 P.M. Give us more time with Anne Hathaway’s acceptance speech – we love her!
8:15 P.M. BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: ANNE HATHAWAY, “LES MISERABLES“
8:07 P.M. Yes, JLaw, to answer the question you were so desperately trying to ask during that speech, OF COURSE we can be best friends!
8:07 P.M. “Does this say ‘I beat Meryl?’” – Jennifer Lawrence
8:06 P.M. BEST ACTRESS – MUSICAL/COMEDY: JENNIFER LAWRENCE, “SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK“
8:04 P.M. The sad thing is, Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig are saying what a lot of Americans are to their television sets right now. Wondering what this “Silver Linings Playbook” thing is and cursing them for not nominating “The Avengers.”
8:02 P.M. Nice abs, Kristen Wiig.
7:59 P.M. Clinton introducing “Lincoln.” Oscar for Best Picture is now in the bag, in case it wasn’t already.
7:58 P.M. Really, Bill Clinton?! What?!
7:55 P.M. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler going and impersonating the absent celebrities is PRICELESS.
7:49 P.M. Looks like we need more Grammy-winners to come freshen up film awards.
7:48 P.M. BEST ORIGINAL SONG: SKYFALL, “SKYFALL“
7:45 P.M. BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: MYCHAEL DANNA, “LIFE OF PI“
7:42 P.M. Woah, real Tony Mendez!
7:36 P.M. Awkward teleprompter flub with Salma Hayek and Paul Rudd … hooray for “Homeland!” Don’t understand why they present Best TV Series – Drama before Best Actress in a TV Drama?!
7:33 P.M. Wow, now “Homeland” is set to dominate the Golden Globes too after Emmys domination. Weird not to hear Damian Lewis speak in his gruff American accent!
Didn’t get to see much from the red carpet, but from what I can tell … Jessica Chastain wins. Just as she did at the Oscars last year. Ehh, didn’t really get to look closely enough. She’s gorgeous, sure, but the dress wasn’t that great.
7:30 P.M. ”Call Me Maybe” needs to be left in 2012, HFPA lady.
7:23 P.M. Don’t sing again, Catherine Zeta-Jones, unless it’s “Chicago.” Thanks. That line of “Do You Hear The People Sing?” was awful.
7:21 P.M. If “Game Change” had been released in theaters, Julianne Moore would be in contention for Best Actress. Think about it…
7:18 P.M. Hooray for “Game Change!” One of the better movies I saw this year in any format!
7:12 P.M. C’mon, Professor McGonagall. It’s one thing not to do press for yourself – but not showing up to receive the inevitable award?!
7:10 P.M. Please, Academy, you’ve already awarded Christoph Waltz for literally the same performance. And oh, here goes Waltz again with the poetic metaphors in his speeches.
7:10 P.M. BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: CHRISTOPH WALTZ, “DJANGO UNCHAINED“
7:08 P.M. ”This 70th anniversary celebration.” OK. Glad Tina and Amy mentioned that!
7:03 P.M. ”When it comes to torture, I trust the lady who spent 3 years married to James Cameron.” – Amy Poehler, much to the amusement of Jessica Chastain (who was DYING laughing)
7:02 P.M. Already loving the Tina and amy combo. Same humor, just with less bite!