Marshall and the Movies

Dear Jean-Luc Godard,

I understand that some people don’t like awards for one reason or another, and that’s totally OK with me.  You are entitled to your own opinions, and I respect that.

But since you called your honorary Oscar “worthless,” may I submit myself as a candidate to receive the trophy?  I’ve never seen any of your movies, but I have read your Wikipedia page.  Your movies seem perhaps a little too artsy for my tastes, but nonetheless, if the Oscars recognize you, that means you must be good.  (I’m willing to have the oversight of Sandra Bullock last year.)

If you decide to comply with my opinions, just know that you will be giving your trophy to someone who wants an Oscar quite badly.  If you don’t want the Oscar, why keep it?  Feel free to contact my here on my blog.  If this is too high-tech for you, Mr. Godard, just have one of your assistants contact me and I will send an address to which you can conveniently mail the trophy.  I’m willing to pay the postage from France.

Sincerely,
Marshall