NOTE: All times are from the Central Time Zone.
6:42 P.M. Got the epiphany to live blog the Oscars a few moments ago. Watching the red carpet arrivals on E! while I wait for the show to start. Basically, I really want to hang out with Gabourey Sidibe because she is awesome. Keep checking back for more updates!
7:01 P.M. Blahhh, I thought the actual show started now! Too bad it’s just another 30 minutes of red carpet…
7:30 P.M. It’s 7:30, now start the show! I don’t want to see a Sketchers ad!
7:31 P.M. Interesting display of the leading actor/actress nominees…also kind of awkward. Love Carey Mulligan and Gabourey though.
7:33 P.M. What awards show hasn’t NPH been on? This is kind of a random opening…I want Alec and Steve.
7:36 P.M. I’m already digging the duo. No more solo hosts, please.
7:41 P.M. Why on earth is Kathryn Bigelow sitting right in front of James Cameron?
7:43 P.M. Alec and Steve = my new heroes for poking fun at Taylor Lautner and Zac Efron.
7:48 P.M. CHRISTOPH WALTZ! HECK YES!
7:49 P.M. I love Waltz’s “BINGO” reference. What a humble speech.
7:52 P.M. They usually do the Best Picture nominees in alphabetical order, so if “District 9” is next, then “Avatar” won Best Picture. I can’t stand how the producers don’t think we realize this.
7:57 P.M. This animated character thing is SO money.
8:00 P.M. Yayyyyyy “Up!”
8:04 P.M. Good win for “The Weary Kind” … Oscars proceeding without surprises.
8:06 P.M. Can I change my ballot now? “District 9” just got presented, so “Avatar” has won.
8:15 P.M. Best Original Screenplay goes to … “The Hurt Locker.” Beginning of a steamroller?
8:18 P.M. Likin’ the John Hughes tribute. Some good laughs here.
8:24 P.M. Oh boy … scratch that “Avatar” theory. They are showing “Up,” which I’m secretly hoping wins Best Picture.
8:32 P.M. And there goes my perfect ballot. Thanks, “Logorama.”
8:38 P.M. How much better can Ben Stiller get? After Joaquin Phoenix last year, I thought he was hilarious. I’m literally dying at him in Na’vi makeup. James Cameron looks so uncomfortable…
8:50 P.M. NO! “Up in the Air” just got robbed! But happy for “Precious” too, I guess.
8:52 P.M. If “Up in the Air” doesn’t win an Oscar…
8:58 P.M. Why are they giving away the best parts of “Up in the Air” now?
9:01 P.M. Hey, Mo’Nique just proved that my “Importance of the Speech” article was right! And what a deserved standing ovation for the best performance of the year.
9:02 P.M. Are they presenting the Best Picture nominees in the order in which they were voted? Or am I just reading too much into this?
9:07 P.M. Wow, a win for “Avatar” for Best Production Design? I guess they really do accept the digital filmmaking …
9:09 P.M. What is with the weird rotating set piece behind the presenters?
9:12 P.M. “Precious” has 6 nominations, Charlize.
9:21 P.M. They did NOT just show “New Moon” in the horror sequence…
9:22 P.M. Anna Kendrick, get off Zac Efron’s arm and marry me.
9:23 P.M. Thank you, Morgan Freeman, for explaining sound to me! I love your voice.
9:25 P.M. And the first “Avatar”-“Hurt Locker” face off goes to … “The Hurt Locker.”
9:27 P.M. Make that the first two* faceoffs…
9:30 P.M. All of a sudden, I really want to watch “Inglourious Basterds.” Kudos to the person who edited the clip for utilizing the amazing soundtrack.
9:36 P.M. And now “Avatar” takes one from “The Hurt Locker” with cinematography.
9:41 P.M. I miss Natasha Richardson.
9:47 P.M. These street dancers are interesting … I much prefer last year’s simple and classy Best Score presentation.
9:52 P.M. YESSSSSSSSS! “UP” WINS … very deserving Best Score win.
9:56 P.M. Wait … “Avatar” for Best Visual Effects? That’s shocking … NOW we are tied at 3.
9:58 P.M. Remind me why “Up in the Air” isn’t going to win Best Picture…
10:01 P.M. Only 29 minutes left in the show … this is when my heart starts pumping like crazy.
10:04 P.M. A deserved win for “The Cove.” Bravo, Academy. Bravo.
10:06 P.M. Where are Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin? And why is Tyler Perry presenting editing (actually, this isn’t such a big deal)?
10:07 P.M. And the Oscar goes to “The Hurt Locker” … that makes 4.
10:09 P.M. “The Hurt Locker” coming on now means that “Avatar” will be presented last … am I reading too much into it?
10:15 P.M. What’s with these lamps behind Quentin?
10:20 P.M. Four awards to go, ten minutes scheduled … we are definitely running over.
10:25 P.M. I thought they had gotten rid of this awkward presentation for the acting categories … guess not.
10:32 P.M. Oh, and now we get Kate Winslet.
10:33 P.M. I’m happy for Jeff Bridges. Almost 40 years from nomination to win. Wow.
10:48 P.M. What the heck did Sean Penn just say?
10:49 P.M. Not my personal choice, but I like Sandra Bullock’s attitude.
10:52 P.M. It’s going to be really awkward for Barbra Streisand if Kathryn Bigelow doesn’t win … melted butter, if you will.
10:55 P.M. We have just seen history. CONGRATULATIONS KATHRYN BIGELOW!
10:58 P.M. BEST PICTURE AHHHHH!!!!!
10:58 P.M. Oh, wow, that was quick. Go “The Hurt Locker!”
11:04 P.M. Why do I hear “E.T.,” “Chariots of Fire,” and the musical “Oklahoma” in the end credits for the Oscars?
11:07 P.M. Why are the rules being presented at the very end of the broadcast.
11:08 P.M. Well, that’s it, folks. “The Hurt Locker” is the big winner with six, but “Avatar” took home three, and “Precious,” “Crazy Heart,” and “Up” each won two. Nothing for “Up in the Air.” It’s my movie now!
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