Marshall and the Movies

Earlier this year, I became very worried that I – gasp – would not be able to see all of the great movies out in theaters.  I began to plan for double feature days at the movies.  I did this by creating a Word document, using tables for each theater.  The table showed the movies that I wanted to see showing at that particular theater, the showtime, and the time that I estimated it would end.  With that ending time, I mapped out every plausible double feature.  During the three months that I made these documents, I went to a grand total of zero double features.  Just goes to show how I wasted considerable amounts of my time.