Marshall and the Movies

I still practice my Academy Awards acceptance speech in the shower.  It has slowly been refined over the course of a decade.  The award itself fluctuates between Best Actor, Best Director, and Best Screenplay.  I can’t decide whether I am going to cry yet.  I don’t know whether to spend my speech thanking people or using it to express sincere gratitude.  I’m debating on whether I would even write it down because if I didn’t, that might make the speech seem more heartfelt.

And my Oscar is usually a shampoo bottle.  I like to imagine that I will hold it tightly when I get up to the podium.