Marshall and the Movies

Sandra Bullock follows me into the shower.

If you read that and thought dirty thoughts, shame on you.  But I’m glad that drew you in.  What I actually meant is about 1/3 of the time I get in the shower, I am reminded of a Sandra Bullock monologue.

Here’s her speech; it’s from “Two Weeks Notice,” her 2002 comedy with Hugh Grant.  To put it in context, she is telling her boss (Hugh Grant) why she can’t keep working for him.

I think about you in the shower .. .not in a good way, but in an I’m-so-distracted-I-can’t-remember-if-I-washed-my-hair kinda way – so I’ll wash my hair twice! So I have a hole in my stomach, I’m running out of shampoo and today is the first day in my life that I did not give a thousand percent on the job. And I hate that feeling.

Often times, thinking of neurotic Sandra helps me remember how many times I have washed my own hair.  I guess I should thank her for that – hope this will suffice.