Don’t worry, unless you live in Los Angeles or New York, you probably haven’t. No, it didn’t bomb that badly – it hasn’t even opened for normal moviegoers yet! You’ll have to wait until February 4 for that honor, and probably even longer depending upon where you live.
The movie’s only real chance is in Best Actress for star Halle Berry, who has basically been pushing the movie by her own money and might. She did manage to score a Golden Globe nomination, and that means there still could be a chance that she sneaks into the Oscar five.
Here are some of the points I brought up for her chances back before the race officially began:
“As The Los Angeles Times put it, “for the first time since the 73rd Oscars 10 years ago, there will be no black nominees in any of the acting categories in the February ceremony.” Who better than to prove that statement made in September wrong than Halle Berry, the first African-American actress to win Best Actress. But ever since that tearful speech, things haven’t been going to well for Berry as she fell into the “Best Actress Curse” rut that has consumed so many worthy actresses.
Since 2001, Berry has been a Bond girl in “Die Another Day,” the movie so dreadful it caused the series to reboot, the notorious feline in “Catwoman,” which won her a not-so-coveted Razzie, and the star of two other movies scoring in the 10% fresh range on Rotten Tomatoes. Her only movie to be certified fresh since “Monster’s Ball” won her the trophy was “X-Men 2.” Clearly Berry has strayed far away from Oscar territory (and her 2007 attempt, “Things We Lost in the Fire,” got her nowhere) … like the prodigal son, they could be willing to welcome her back with open arms.”
But now, she’s a longshot at best, and Berry hasn’t posed enough of a threat to have an Oscar season storyline to boost her chances. When I polled the readership, the two voters were split on whether she would once again be nominated for an Oscar. While I don’t write off a nomination entirely, something tells me that the Globes are where this train stops.
February comes, and with it the Oscars to celebrate 2010 in cinema! Here are some movies I doubt we will be toasting this time in 2012.
February 4
“Sanctum” looks like a movie worth the price of 3D. No stars and a somewhat enticing plot could make for a great experience. Oh, and having James Cameron’s name in the trailer helps.
“The Roommate” could make a decent chunk of change since it has teen stars Aly Michalka, Leighton Meester, Minka Kelly, and Cam Gigandet to its name. How good or thrilling it will be really can’t be deduced from the trailer – and maybe it’s not something I want to see heading off to college next year.
Thanks to a qualifying run, Halle Berry’s “Frankie & Alice” is eligible for 2010’s awards and has so far racked up a Golden Globe nomination. That’s been about it for the previous winner, and an Oscar nod doesn’t look likely. But if she does get it, there could be quite a few people flocking to this curious drama about a woman with multiple personality syndrome.
Speaking of Oscar nominations, Natalie Portman is almost certain to receive one for “Black Swan,” but her movies don’t stop there. In addition to “No Strings Attached” coming out in January, she has “The Other Woman,” a 2009 Toronto Film Festival hit, being released theatrically. (It’s also available on demand beginning in January.)
Also not likely to be hitting a theater near you: “Cold Weather,” a detective film that played 2010 SXSW, “Dressed,” a fashion documentary, and “Waiting for Forever,” a romance featuring Rachel Bilson.
February 11
Forget the birds in Arkansas falling. If you are looking for a sign of the apocalypse, look no further than “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” in pointless 3D (as if you needed any indication that Paramount is soaking the Bieber cow for all the money its worth). If it does well, you may find yourself with me wishing the apocalypse would come a little sooner.
“The Eagle” sure doesn’t look much better as it’s just wannabe “Gladiator” period action fading into white noise. Poor Channing Tatum managed to lose top billing to Jamie Bell in the trailer; maybe they chose only to advertise someone with acting skills. “Gnomeo and Juliet” could be OK; at least we haven’t seen a million talking lawn gnome movies.
Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston sure didn’t have a good 2010; his “Grown Ups” and her “The Bounty Hunter” both charted on my 10 worst of the year. So I guess when two fading stars cross each other’s paths, nothing good can come of it? Their collaboration on “Just Go With It” seems pretty contrived. I’ll see it, of course, in the hopes of finding a laugh or two. Maybe Nicole Kidman can save this, just hopefully not at the expense of her Oscar campaign.
On the indie side of things, “Cedar Rapids” sure looks promising. A fish-out-of-water comedy involving Ed Helms’ small-town boy getting into trouble in the booming metropolis of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, the movie seems like a perfect foil for Sandler’s comedy. With John C. Reilly, Sigourney Weaver, and Rob Corddry on board, I’m really looking forward to this.
February 18
Thankfully for “Just Go With It,” there will probably be a much worse comedy released in February, and it comes dressed in drag and a fat suit. “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son” is a sequel that no one wanted, and it quite frankly looks like something meant to go straight to DVD.
Meanwhile, “I Am Number Four” is so cryptic and based on such a strange premise that I have a hard time getting excited to see it. I’ll have to wait for audience and critical reactions before I can seriously consider shelling out my money for it. If it hits big, though, Alex Pettyfer could have a nice breakout 2011.
“Unknown,” a new Liam Neeson thriller, looks like something I’ve seen before. But at the same time, it looks thrilling and entertaining.
On the indie side of the coin, there’s “I Am” for all those who like Christian movies. The movie is about the true nature of God, something that could be quite powerful for many people of faith – as long as they can find a theater that will show the movie.
February 25
Or, who knows, “Hall Pass” could be the worst comedy of February! An Owen Wilson/Jason Sudeikis pairing seems inspired, but when they debate whether to pick up women at Applebee’s or Olive Garden, I’m worried that it’s going to be horrifically pathetic.
The enigma that is Nicolas Cage is back with “Drive Angry” as a dude who breaks out of hell. It’s stranger, though, than Julianne Moore’s venture back into horror with “Shelter,” a creepy sci-fi thriller with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers doing some weird stuff with his mouth.
There’s no trailer yet for “Of Gods and Men,” but it’s been a big fixture among critics groups as a pick for Best Foreign Language Film. I’d love to see some of it, but the clips are all in French.
So, that’s February! What are YOU looking forward to?!? As always, take the poll and comment!
How important is it for the diversity of Hollywood actors to be represented at the Oscars? That’s a question many voters will be facing this year when they fill out their ballots. Many pundits have put all the hopes of breaking up what appears to be 20 white acting nominees on the backs of 2001’s winner for Best Actress, Halle Berry.
Her latest movie, “Frankie & Alice,” made a last-second entry into the Oscar race not too much unlike “Crazy Heart” did last year. But unlike Jeff Bridges’ Oscar-winning vehicle, Berry’s contention in Best Actress has hardly shaken anything up. Of the 15 awards season analysts labeled the “Gurus o’ Gold,” not a single one of them included Berry in their five picks for Best Actress. Ouch.
Perhaps it’s just the circumstances that make Berry feel like such a great contender. As The Los Angeles Times put it, “for the first time since the 73rd Oscars 10 years ago, there will be no black nominees in any of the acting categories in the February ceremony.” Who better than to prove that statement made in September wrong than Halle Berry, the first African-American actress to win Best Actress. But ever since that tearful speech, things haven’t been going to well for Berry as she fell into the “Best Actress Curse” rut that has consumed so many worthy actresses.
Since 2001, Berry has been a Bond girl in “Die Another Day,” the movie so dreadful it caused the series to reboot, the notorious feline in “Catwoman,” which won her a not-so-coveted Razzie, and the star of two other movies scoring in the 10% fresh range on Rotten Tomatoes. Her only movie to be certified fresh since “Monster’s Ball” won her the trophy was “X-Men 2.” Clearly Berry has strayed far away from Oscar territory (and her 2007 attempt, “Things We Lost in the Fire,” got her nowhere).
This could work in two ways. First, like the prodigal son, they could be willing to welcome her back with open arms. Or, the alternative is that they could shun her for disgracing her title as “Academy Award Winner Halle Berry.” The movies she has been taking don’t exactly merit the descriptor.
A woman in the 1970s with multiple personality syndrome is more traditional bait for the Oscars, and people losing their minds traditionally go over well with the Academy (see: Anne Hathaway in “Rachel Getting Married,” Julie Christie in “Away from Her,” and Judi Dench in “Iris”). But until she gets some big critical support, I don’t see this campaign going anywhere.
She does have one admirer, though. Here’s pundit Dave Karger of Entertainment Weekly last week on Berry in “Frankie & Alice:”
“The former Best Actress winner for ‘Monster’s Ball’ gives another strong, gutsy performance as a stripper with multiple-personality disorder (her other two personas are a racist white woman and, most arrestingly, a small child). Whether or not the film will be well-received enough for Berry to be able to challenge … Annette Bening and … Natalie Portman remains to be seen. But I’d certainly put her on the list of eight women … that have the best shot at filling out the five Best Actress slots this year.”
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