A few months ago, I wrote a factoid based on Kai’s movie items he wished he had. I jumped the gun and quickly said I wanted the basketball from “Space Jam” with the talent of the New York Knicks. This was impulsive and wrong – and my readers didn’t hesitate to remind me of it. I took some time to examine what I really want, and now I think I know.
If I could have an item from a movie, I would want …
Juno’s hamburger phone. Because it’s the most awesome invention ever. I want to find the man who invented the hamburger phone, shake his hand, and give him a pat on the back. Although given Juno’s frustration with it, I hope that by 2010 there’s a hamburger phone 3G.
“Hey, yeah, uh, I’m just calling to procure a hasty abortion. What? – Can you just hold on for a second, I’m on my hamburger phone.” She’s calling Women Now … because they help women now.


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