Marshall and the Movies

You probably came to this post expecting some sort of meaningful meditation on the use of torture in “Zero Dark Thirty,” when in reality this is anything but that.  It’s a silly mockery of the ten most torturous moviegoing experiences I had in 2012.  These ten films believe in moviegoing as a potent form of torture.  They wielded it well.  (And by well, I mean to terrible effect.)

So without further ado, the ten films of 2012 that are more pro-torture than “Zero Dark Thirty.”  AKA the worst 10 movies of the year.

#10
“The Grey“

#9
“The Bourne Legacy“

#8
“John Carter“

#7
“Gone“

#6
“The Vow“

#5
“Killer Joe“

#4
“The Paperboy“

#3
“The Deep Blue Sea“

#2
“The Watch“

#1
“Casa De Mi Padre“