Random Factoid #442

13 10 2010

There have been many interesting debates brought up in the wake of the release of “The Social Network,” but an unexpected one that has risen to the top of the heap is the discussion of misogyny in Aaron Sorkin’s script.  Just to give you an idea of the wide range of accusations leveled against the movie, I’ll excerpt from the plethora of articles written on the topic.

Jenni Miller, Cinematical:

“Could Sorkin and Fincher have come up with a better way to portray women? Of course they could have. Is the depiction of Asian women as sexed-up, one-note, batsh*t women ridiculous and unnecessary? Of course. These are not points I’d disagree with. It is lazy to fall back on these stereotypes, and beneath Sorkin and Fincher’s talent.”

Jennifer Armstrong, Entertainment Weekly:

“But the way the women who do exist in the film are depicted is horrendous, like, ’50s-level sexist — if this were fiction, the snubs would be inexcusable … women in the movie are reduced to set pieces, gyrating, nearly naked scenery at parties, bimbo potheads, and mini-skirt-wearing interns meant to denote how far Zuckerberg has risen from his dorky beginnings. At one point, his mentor, Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake) brings a Victoria’s Secret model along as his date, and her major function is to demand shots if the boys insist on talking about icky business stuff. Perhaps the most nuanced female character in the film is the object of Sean’s one-night-stand who happens to first introduce him to Facebook. At least she seemed to give him a run for his wits as she questioned whether he remembered her name or not — even if she was ultimately blown away to find out he’d founded Napster.”

Rebecca Davis O’Brien, The Daily Beast:

“Women in the movie—apart from the lawyer and Erica, who sets the stage and disappears—are less prizes than they are props, buxom extras literally bussed in to fill the roles of doting groupies, vengeful sluts, or dumpy, feminist killjoys. They are foils for the male characters, who in turn are cruel or indifferent to them. (In a somewhat ironic turn of events, former Harvard President Larry Summers is perhaps the only man in the movie portrayed both as solicitous and respectful of a woman’s opinion.)”

Irin Carmon, Jezebel:

“He lived, and lives, in a world where, even if women were scarce in computer science classes, they were achieving as brilliantly as the men around them, in a Harvard that was driven more by extracurricular accomplishment than it was by the old-boy network, even if the old boys haven’t had their last gasp.”

Needless to say, the ladies are upset.  In a way, I understand.  The movie doesn’t exactly portray many strong women other than the two that manage to put Mark Zuckerberg in his place.  The movie argues that a woman’s rage is exactly what drove him to start Facebook, and this sets him up to have a fairly demeaning view of women from then on.

This is not real life; this Aaron Sorkin’s take on events.  In order to fully breath life into his character of Zuckerberg, I believe that he decided to make him a fairly unrepenting misogynist.  Throughout the movie, our reaction is always supposed to be, “Yes, Zuckerberg is brilliant … but look at the way he does this!  Look at the way he treats this friend!  Look at the way he treats that woman!”  How Zuckerberg acts is meant to undermine the brilliant things that Zuckerberg does.

The portrayal of women is, in my mind, not at all representative of how Sorkin wants us to view them.  Just because the main character does something does not mean that it’s what the entire work stands for.  Does anyone think that the creators of “The Office” support sexual harassment because Steve Carell’s Michael Scott does it every episode?

For all those who happened to be offended, Aaron Sorkin has apologized by commenting on a blog.  Here’s some of what he said:

“It’s not hard to understand how bright women could be appalled by what they saw in the movie but you have to understand that that was the very specific world I was writing about. Women are both prizes an equal. Mark’s blogging that we hear in voiceover as he drinks, hacks, creates Facemash and dreams of the kind of party he’s sure he’s missing, came directly from Mark’s blog. With the exception of doing some cuts and tightening (and I can promise you that nothing that I cut would have changed your perception of the people or the trajectory of the story by even an inch) I used Mark’s blog verbatim …  Facebook was born during a night of incredible misogyny. The idea of comparing women to farm animals, and then to each other, based on their looks and then publicly ranking them. It was a revenge stunt, aimed first at the woman who’d most recently broke his heart (who should get some kind of medal for not breaking his head) and then at the entire female population of Harvard.

More generally, I was writing about a very angry and deeply misogynistic group of people. These aren’t the cuddly nerds we made movies about in the 80’s. They’re very angry that the cheerleader still wants to go out with the quarterback instead of the men (boys) who are running the universe right now. The women they surround themselves with aren’t women who challenge them…”

So the misogyny is there, I’m not denying it or belittling it.  But if this is of great concern to you, Aaron Sorkin and “The Social Network” should be the last places you direct your anger.  Direct at the society that spawned the movie because there are real people out there who act like film Zuckerberg to women.  Yelling at a movie doesn’t get read of the real problem.





Random Factoid #441

12 10 2010

I’ve seen lots of topics around gender pop up on the web over the past few days, so I’ve decided to dedicate two factoids to the issue.  Today’s focuses on the men; tomorrow, on the women.

Cinematical took a look at the MPAA’s sexism in evaluating nudity in movies.  Listen to this statistic:

Since 2006, 786 movies have been flagged for “nudity.”  Only three — all 2010 releases — have the warning of “male nudity”: Jackass 3DEat Pray Love, and Grown Ups. Zero in five years carry a “female nudity” red flag.

So why the discrimination against men?  Apparently it’s the legacy of “Bruno,” which angered quite a few parents.  I’ll admit that it was quite graphic (and a little bit more than I expected from an R), but I’m sure there are plenty of movies with graphic female nudity and we don’t see them getting descriptors added.  And for those wondering, “Bruno” was rated R for “pervasive strong and crude sexual content, graphic nudity and language.”

I don’t understand why male nudity is that much more taboo.  I saw “Eat Pray Love” and “Grown Ups,” and neither featured any sort of traumatizing images.  Both were just bare backsides, which can pass in PG movies.  The double standard seems quite strange.  Are we just protecting women from the indecency of seeing certain things?

There’s only one fair way to do this: either the MPAA takes the unnecessary step of adding the gender of the naked person before each mention of nudity in a movie OR they just go back to saying “nudity” and leaving it at that.





Random Factoid #440

11 10 2010

Say it ain’t so!

There was a time in my life when Willy Wonka’s three-course-dinner gum was just something of, well, pure imagination.  Something that could only be found in the movies, specifically the 1970 classic that I grew up loving.  But apparently now, the gum actually exists!

Here’s scientist Dave Hart of the Institute for Food Research:

“Wonka’s fantasy concoction has been nothing but a dream for millions of kids across the world. But science and technology is changing the future of food, and these nanoparticles may hold the answer to creating a three course gourmet gum. Tiny nanostructures within the gum would contain each of the different flavours. These would be broken up and released upon contact with saliva or after a certain amount of chewing – providing a sequential taste explosion as you chew harder.”

Be honest, did anyone ever think this was possible?  I’ve always wanted Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory to be true, and now I’m astonished that it actually can be.  Let’s move on to the candy room next, please.





Random Factoid #439

10 10 2010

The score now stands at: moviegoers – 1, 3D – still too many conversions.

On Friday, Warner Bros. announced that they would abandon plans to release “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1” in 3D because the conversion was not satisfactory.  All I can say is where was this logic when “Clash of the Titans” was being converted?  Here is the studio’s exact statement:

“Despite everyone’s best efforts, we were unable to convert the film in its entirety and meet the highest standards of quality.  We do not want to disappoint fans who have long-anticipated the conclusion of this extraordinary journey.”

There aren’t very many times that a studio makes me feel like I, the moviegoer, matter that much.  But with this kind of news, I definitely feel important.  Along with many other dedicated fans, I have protested being ripped off by these hasty conversions for four unwarranted dollars.  However, by acknowledging that a bad conversion isn’t worth the alienation of fans, I certainly feel like I count for something.

All those complaining 3D factoids really weren’t for nothing then, I guess.

UPDATE 10/11: /Film has the whole story.  Check it out.





Random Factoid #438

9 10 2010

It’s about time.

I was wondering how long it would take Hollywood to discover the GOLDMINE that is the 1900 Galveston hurricane.  It can function as both a period piece and a disaster movie!  There would be beautiful sets and homes, and then the hurricane would come and the visual effects would give us the joy of watching them all turn into piles of wood.  (Not to mention that Houston became Texas’ big city as a result of the hurricane.  Had Galveston remained intact, it would have become the commercial power of the state.)

Although I don’t live in Galveston, per se, I’m definitely excited to watch it get destroyed.  I’m definitely a child of the disaster movie generation since there is this latent desire in my soul to watch my hometown of Houston to get pummeled in true cinematic fashion.  Is that natural?  Probably not.

Anybody else want to see their hometown get destroyed?





Random Factoid #437

8 10 2010

I’m entering my last week of being 17, and I’ve certainly enjoyed seeing R-rated movies hassle-free.  Surprisingly, it hasn’t even entered my mind that I could go see and an NC-17 movie if I so desired.  In fact, I probably would have gone through my entire seventeenth year without thinking about it had it not been for Time reminding me that NC-17 turned 20 this week.  Happy birthday!

The rating is now a kiss of death for business, and a step forward in censorship became a step backwards in effectiveness.  Here’s an excerpt from the article on the meaning of NC-17:

On a teenager’s life timeline, the 17th birthday is pointlessly wedged between sweet 16th and legalizing 18th celebrations. While it affords no adolescent soirees or lottery tickets, the middle milestone does impact Friday nights at the movies. Twenty years ago on Oct. 5, “Henry & June” hit theaters as the first film to hold an NC-17 rating. Unlike an R-rated flick that would force a parent to be your date, there is no wiggle room with these titles — moviegoers under age 17 are not permitted in the audience. But how come this particular Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) rating is so young? And why is it not commonplace to hear that baritone “rated NC-17” voice bookend movie trailers at the theater or on television?

What better way to celebrate an anniversary than giving a totally unnecessary NC-17 rating?  “Blue Valentine” got slapped with a harsh NC-17 rating today, which is completely ludicrous according to The Los Angeles Times.

Derek Cianfrance’s movie shows plenty of harrowing moments of a couple arguing and brutalizing each each other psychologically. It’s not easy to watch, but it’s hardly graphic or hardcore in any conventional sense of the term; it’s emotional brutality and explictness, nothing more. There was no scene we could find in the film’s extended version that would merit something stronger than an R.

And certainly if the movie was cut down from its earlier versions it wouldn’t include more offending material. (There’s also an irony in that the company was shortening the movie to make it more commercial, but then got slapped with an NC-17 anyway.)

I don’t really even see the need for the rating anymore with the ease of piracy and the ease of sneaking into a movie.  I am NOT advocating these measures by any means, but it is a harsh reality that the people rating movies need to acknowledge.  If a robber wants to break into a house, an alarm system really won’t deter him; the same goes for moviegoers.  If someone wants to see a movie, they will find a way to see it.

The R rating carries with it the assumption that moviegoers under 17 can’t buy their own ticket; someone has to buy it for them.  By barring people from certain movies, the MPAA either takes over the role of the parent and claims they know best OR they acknowledge that the R rating is too weak.  Why not strengthen the protection around R-rated movies as an alternative?  Crack down on lazy theaters that don’t enforce R ratings tough enough, and that should keep the people who don’t have permission to see R-rated movies out of them.

Sigh.  Things won’t change, though.  You can read my dissertation … em, eighth grade research paper … on how flawed the MPAA is if you so desire.





Random Factoid #435

6 10 2010

I’m in love with Natalie Portman and I don’t care who knows it!

She’s seriously one of the most awesome people working in Hollywood.  She’s great at being funny and at being serious, she seems incredibly down-to-earth, and she has her act together.

Add consultant to that list of things she does well.  According to Aaron Sorkin, “Natalie Portman got in touch with me when she heard that I was doing this to say, ‘Listen…come over for dinner and I’ll tell you some stories,’ I would’ve come over for dinner under any circumstances. But that was really helpful.”  Since she was at Harvard when Facebook was founded, her insights were very valuable.  I’m not sure if she led Sorkin to the very dark, gloomy feeling that the school had, though.

What was her thanks?  Getting mentioned cleverly in one of the movie’s lines.  I totally caught it, no big deal.  For those of you who didn’t, here’s the quote.

“[Zuckerberg] is the biggest thing on a campus that included nineteen Nobel Laureates, fifteen Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians, and a movie star.”

“Who’s the movie star?”

So thanks, Natalie.  You rock.  I rarely pick up on little easter eggs (and for another one, click here) like that, but I did thanks to you.  Anybody else catch this?  I felt pretty proud of myself since the only easter eggs I ever catch are the really obvious self-referential ones in Pixar movies.





Random Factoid #434

5 10 2010

So apparently James Cameron wants our money again for “Avatar.”  As if he didn’t make enough on the rerelease in theaters, the first DVD release, and the record-shattering first release. Now, there is “Avatar: Extended Collector’s Edition.”  This time, Cameron is so nice he’s even going to include bonus features!

Here’s what NPR‘s Linda Holmes wants to see included:

1. Alternate audio track in which the humans speak Latin and the Na’vi speak Klingon

2. Deleted cameo by Steve Martin as shorts-wearing waiter who serves wine on Jake and Neytiri’s first date

3. “Behind The Making Of 17 Featurettes” featurette

4. Locker-sized Jake Sully poster with “AVATAR” spelled out in pink bubble letters

5. Bonus video: “How To Make Your Own Motion-Capture Feature Film Using A Disposable Camera, A Utility Knife, A Car Battery And 400 Ping-Pong Balls”

6. Blooper reel, including embarrassing love-scene moment where hair braid is accidentally inserted into ear

7. Secrets Of The Flying Horsey Thing

8. Feature-length commentary by James Cameron comparing every scene to similar but slightly inferior sequence in The Hurt Locker.

9. Alternate audio track in which every long and thoughtful pause is accompanied by “The Syncopated Clock.”

10. Teaser trailer for Avatar 2: The Day The Giant Magic Trees Turned.

While all those things are worthy of a good laugh and worthy of my money, I don’t plan on buying “Avatar” on DVD until it comes with a program to turn yourself into a Na’Vi with the full body suit and I can add myself into the background of every scene.  The movie will be on HBO in the next month or so, and the special features will pop up on YouTube soon enough.





Random Factoid #433

4 10 2010

Today’s factoid was inspired by Simon/Ripley of Four of Them.  I read her post “You want multitasking?” this weekend which consisted of only this brief paragraph:

I’ve somehow managed to alternate between The Wayward CloudBoxing HelenaHe Died With a Falafel in His Hand, and Treeless Mountain since last night. Granted, I haven’t finished any of them…

I find myself doing the same thing all the time, and I can’t stand it.  I find myself starting a ton of movies, getting distracted, and turning them off.  Usually the distraction is me falling asleep…

Right now, I am 15 minutes into “Solitary Man,” 10 minutes into “Pollock,” 40 minutes into “Control,” 7 minutes into “Down to the Bone,” 2 minutes into “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,” and I’m probably forgetting countless others.  This fragmented moviewatching style totally doesn’t work for me, yet I’m having to resort to it more and more because of my demanding schedule.

Anybody else have this dismembered moviewatching style as well?





Random Factoid #432

3 10 2010

First it was “Up in the Air;” then it was “Inception;” now it’s “The Social Network.”  Some movies are just that good that they become a regular Random Factoid topic.  So here we go…

I read a fascinating article in The New York Times on the generational divide that the movie has exposed, particularly around the figure of Mark Zuckerberg.  Here is Scott Rudin, the movie’s producer, on the differing viewpoints from generations:

“When you talk to people afterward, it was as if they were seeing two different films.  The older audiences see Zuckerberg as a tragic figure who comes out of the film with less of himself than when he went in, while young people see him as completely enhanced, a rock star, who did what he needed to do to protect the thing that he had created.”

I don’t want to ruin what’s coming my review of the movie, but I definitely leaned more towards how the older audiences felt.  Does this mean I’m an old person trapped inside a teenager’s body?  Am I somehow abnormal because my views don’t fit the rest of my generation?  Am I … more mature?  More cynical?

Interestingly enough, this isn’t the first polarizing movie on the age spectrum this year.  I’ve had a post from The Los Angeles Times bookmarked since August on the reaction from different generations.  Patrick Goldstein observed this:

“The other day I was talking to an old Hollywood hand who was astounded by the runaway success of “Inception.” It turned out that he’d seen the film on its opening weekend in a private screening room with a number of industry elder statesmen, including at least two former studio chiefs and a couple of their young offspring. After the movie was over, the industry elders were shaking their heads in disbelief, appalled by the film’s lack of clarity, having been absolutely unable to follow the film’s often convoluted story.

But before anyone could register their complaints, one of the younger people on hand, flush with excitement, praised the film to the rooftops. To him, it was such a thrill ride that if the projectionist could show the film again, he’d sit through it again right away.”

I can’t even imagine there being one day where I look at movies and wonder what the darned kids see in it.  Why do our tastes have to evolve with age?  I’m scared that if I side with the elder generation on “The Social Network,” I could become some kind of cranky geezer film snob when I get older.





Random Factoid #431

2 10 2010

I have talked plenty about moviegoing pet peeves – so much, in fact, that it’s no longer worth it for me to link to the manifold other posts where I have ranted.  To assure myself that I’m not alone in being bothered by various things, I did a quickie Google search on “moviegoing pet peeves.”  Here’s someone from the California Literary Review (why on earth this post is there I have no idea) on a pet peeve of theirs that I hadn’t even thought about:

THE ONE WITH THAT GUY WHO DID THAT THING. This one isn’t regarding a theater experience, per se, but a type of moviegoer who can never seem to remember the name of a film or anyone who acted in it. “It’s that one where that guy did that thing with that other guy!” she says, staring at you like you know, that one! My generic response has become, “Oh yeah, where they did that one thing and that other guy came in and saved the day!” Perhaps this is a bit snarky, but usually the offender then provides the details needed.”

As someone who spends way too much time reading up about the movies and absorbing random facts that are virtually useless other than building up a repertoire of film knowledge, sometimes it gets tough taking my jargon down a few notches.  Not everyone is going to know who Andrew Garfield is; I’m going to have to say “Mark Zuckerberg’s friend that he double-crossed” for quite some time – or at least until Spider-Man comes out.

Does anybody else have this issue?





Random Factoid #430

1 10 2010

No.  I don’t believe it.

Has Michael Caine spilled all of the secrets to the summer’s most buzzed movie’s ending?  Or is he merely chiming in with the latest “Inception” theory?  Since he was in the movie and could actually talk to Christopher Nolan – where all bloggers like me can only dream of it – should his statements be taken more seriously than those of any fanboy?

Since this does concern the ending, I won’t spoil the fun for the two Americans who happened not to see “Inception” this summer.  The discussion continues after the cut.

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Random Factoid #429

30 09 2010

Hollywood really is running low on ideas.

As if the movies couldn’t get pathetic enough, now we get insulted by the Kennedy/Marshall Company turning the story of “Sulley,” the pilot who landed a plane in the Hudson River, into a movie.  His heroic actions took place in all of three minutes, and even if you put that in the hands of an artsy European director, you can’t make much of a movie out of it.  And in case you didn’t pick up on it, these are the people that gave you Best Picture nominee “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

I’ve got two ideas for Kennedy/Marshall.  First, they could turn the story into a comedy and cast John Ratzenberger as Sulley, the option I much prefer.  Or, secondly, they could abandon this adaptation (they optioned his memoir) and choose to bring some other book to the big screen.  It’s taken “The Hobbit” long enough to get to the screen, and a personal favorite of mine, “Ender’s Game,” has been shopping for a home for quite some time now.  I haven’t read “Life of Pi,” but a lot of people have and love it; that movie can’t seem to get off the ground.  So why can quality literature get shelved and Sulley’s memoir get the rush order for the silver screen treatment?





Random Factoid #428

29 09 2010

There must be something in the water in Hollywood with everyone dropping dead this week … first Gloria Stuart, then Sally Menke (Quentin Tarantino’s editor), then Arthur Penn, and finally Tony Curtis.  Oh, and for Comedy Central fans, Greg Giraldo.  In alll seriousness, why do deaths in show business always come in a value pack?  Buy one, get four free … what a morbid deal.

Back in Random Factoid #279, I talked a little bit about celebrity mortality, particularly how I was somewhat affected by Natasha Richardson’s passing.  So in the same vein, I got to thinking about what celebrity I might actually cry for when they die.  It has to be someone whose movies are tightly linked to my own life, most likely somehow to my childhood.

Right now, I’d have to say I think I could cry when Julie Andrews dies.  She feels like a sort of cinematic grandmother to me.  But I don’t want to think that it could happen anytime soon …





Random Factoid #427

28 09 2010

WARNING: Today’s factoid is pretty much a rant in the style of “Really?” from SNL’s Weekend Update.

My opening statement comes from some wonderfully sardonic writer at Cinematical:

You may recall that many ‘Star Wars’ fans were unhappy with the prequels, and that as a consequence of the fans’ anger, Episodes I, II, and III are only the 7th, 30th, and 12th highest-grossing films of all time, with a combined worldwide gross of just $2.4 billion. Duly chastened by this catastrophic failure, George Lucas announced Tuesday that those prequels, along with the three original films, will be re-released in 3D. This will fix everything, since the main thing people didn’t like about the prequels was that watching them didn’t require special glasses.

Really, George Lucas?  You are rereleasing the “Star Wars” movies in 3D?  Your estimated worth is over $3 billion; isn’t it time to stop trying to make money off the “Star Wars” trilogies and just move on?  You haven’t directed anything other than that series since 1973, so maybe a new project could do you good!  When you are that rich, you aren’t allowed to shamelessly money grub like this!

And really, 3D conversions?  We still have to put up with you?  I thought you were going to DIE with M. Night Shamalamadingdong’s reputation.  I’m sorry, but I’m not so desperate to see a movie in 3D to see a movie that gets a cheap-o conversion, nor am I so desperate to see the original “Star Wars” movies like my parents saw them in a theater.

I don’t have the incredible wit and biting humor of Seth Meyers, but that’s my best stab at the ridiculous news emerging today.