Random Factoid #310

3 06 2010

I’m pretty easily amused.  I’ve probably used that line to start a factoid several times, but it’s the truth.  I am.

And it’s funny how I’ll see one thing and get a train of thought going that leads me to a factoid.  Today’s came from reading a post from 24 Frames, the movie blog for the Los Angeles Times.  Yesterday, the MPAA reversed its rating on “Eat Pray Love” from an R to PG-13.  Sony wanted this for obvious reasons: making sure they could keep the younger teen demographic.  It was R for “brief strong language;” now, it is PG-13 for “brief strong language, some sexual references and male rear nudity.”  I like how those last two things weren’t mentioned at all in the R-rated descriptor.

But some of the descriptors that the MPAA uses are kind of … odd.  Take for instance, the ones for the 2010 remake of “The Karate Kid.”

I’m sorry, but “bullying?”  I understand that parents may not want their kids to see that, but there are sites now for parents to get more in-depth looks at a movie’s content.  I don’t see why they couldn’t just leave it at “violence” and call it a day.

Or what’s even worse: “a brief instance of smoking.”  I honestly wonder if the MPAA use that for some movies just to make me laugh.  Although smoking kills and I’m glad that the smoking crack-down is occurring as long as it doesn’t disrupt the art.





Random Factoid #309

2 06 2010

I’m fascinated by alternative casts of movies.  I like to think about how different it would be to watch a movie with different stars.  For instance, I can’t imagine how much different “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” would have been with John Travolta as the titular character!  The thought actually bothers me…

Thanks to Moviefone, you can visualize more of these potential casts that might shock you – I also found myself shocked by the sight of Johnny Depp as Ferris Bueller!  But here are some that Moviefone didn’t feel like sharing.

  • Matt Damon as Captain Kirk in “Star Trek” (role went to Chris Pine)
  • Jake Gyllenhaal as Jake Sully in “Avatar” (role went to Sam Worthington)
  • Leonardo DiCaprio as Neo in “The Matrix” (role went to Keanu Reeves)
  • Jim Carrey as Jack Sparrow in “Pirates of the Caribbean” (role went to Johnny Depp)
  • Mel Gibson as Maximus in “Gladiator” (role went to Russell Crowe)
  • John Travolta as Forrest Gump (role went to Tom Hanks)
  • Tom Hanks as Jerry Maguire (role went to Tom Cruise)
  • Tom Hanks as Andy Dufresne in “The Shawshank Redemption” (role went to Tim Robbins)
  • Chevy Chase as Lester Burnham in “American Beauty” (role went to Kevin Spacey)




Random Factoid #308

1 06 2010

A few days ago, I had to run an errand at Best Buy.  I thought I would take a “shortcut” through the DVD section and peruse for a good bargain.  However, that longer walk took me by the TV section, where the Samsung 3D-TV was featured prominently up front.  There were some comfortable recliners to sit in while watching, but perhaps more importantly, they had “Avatar” in 3D on the TV.  I mean, how could I not sit down and watch some of it?

I turned on the glasses – yes, you literally have to turn them on – and allowed myself to reenter the world of Pandora.  It was good to be back, but I do think it’s a very different and superior experience to watch it on the big screen.  But the colors and the picture quality and the amazing cinematography still shine, even on a TV screen.  I fast-forwarded (because I couldn’t work the remote and couldn’t change by scene) to the scene where Jake learns to fly for the first time because I didn’t have the energy to fast-forward all the way to the climactic battle.  But in between, I got to see plenty of other visual marvels of the movie: fighting the giant creature in the forest, flying through the Hallelujah Mountains, and swimming through the neon nighttime forest.

So, if I had the kind of money to spend on a 3D-TV, would I buy one today?  Probably not.  I don’t think the technology or the movie selection is quite all there yet.  “Avatar” revolutionized 3D, and Hollywood needs to decide how to incorporate 3D into the future of cinema before I commit to it.  Plus, the glasses were giving me a headache (although I think headaches go away once you’ve used a certain type of glasses enough).

In addition, Samsung gave these health warnings in Australia:

3-D TV viewers [should] stay away from the TV if “you are in bad physical condition, need sleep or have been drinking alcohol.”

The Los Angeles Times further muses on the implications of these warnings.

Yikes! Wouldn’t that pretty much wipe out the possibility of most male sports fans ever having a chance to watch any 3-D programming? The Variety story adds that “aside from warning that strobe lights can trigger epileptic seizures — a known risk for pretty much everything from TV screens to traffic lights — it urges viewers to stop watching and consult a doctor if they experience any of a slew of possible symptoms, including dizziness, cramps or loss of awareness.”

…Opinion from 3-D experts was split. According to Lenny Lipton, whose StereoGraphics firm has sold 150,000 pairs of active-shutter 3-D glasses, “We never had a single complaint of the kind noted in the Samsung warning.” Variety also talked to Martin Banks, a University of California professor of optometry and an expert in depth perception, who said “there’s essentially no evidence to back up some of these concerns,” though he acknowledged that the idea that 3-D viewing can contribute to motion sickness is “not ridiculous.”

…There was a celebrated incident in Japan where the slow strobing in an early version of active-shutter glasses induced seizures in some children. Even Banks’ own studies have found that eye strain can result from the way 3-D forces viewers to converge their eyes on points at different distances. “As the viewing distance gets shorter, the likelihood that this conflict is going to cause problems increases,” Banks concedes, which means that TV viewing could prompt more dizziness or eye strain than watching movies on a distant screen.

So I’ll keep my distance from the 3D-TV.  It has a place – at Best Buy, not my own home.





Random Factoid #307

31 05 2010

Concession prices too expensive?  This article from the Los Angeles Times, which I had bookmarked back in March, may make you want to steer away from the stand for an entirely different reason.

…Health experts can’t blame every asthma attack on the mountainous portions of gooey popcorn, candy and licorice sticks that populate theater concession stands, but ask any parent — wouldn’t it be nice if it was just as easy to buy your kid a fruit cup, veggies with dip, yogurt, granola bars or air-popped popcorn? Those are just some of the alternatives Lynton was suggesting to exhibitors that could at least have the same prominent shelf space as the Hershey’s bars that often appear as big as a surfboard.

“Sometimes you just have to state the obvious,” [Sony Pictures Entertainment chairman Michael Lynton] told me. “When you go to a mall, you can go pretty much everywhere and get healthy food — except at a movie theater. I’m not trying to dictate anyone’s behavior. I’m simply saying that exhibitors should offer people a choice.”

Lynton cites the results of a poll Sony commissioned as backup. The results were striking: 42% of parents interviewed at theater locations around the country said they would buy concessions more often if healthier choices were available, and 60% of parents said that healthier snacks would enhance their overall moviegoing experience. I know, I know….

I dom’t even want to think about how bad theater popcorn is for you.  All that salt and butter they pile on top … not to mention all the candy they have out (which I often fall prey to, mainly Buncha Crunch).

For a while, my mom used to pack some good munchies in her purse.  Now, she really doesn’t.  And as an independent/social moviegoer, I find that the best way to beat the calories and prices at the concession stand is to bring gum.





Random Factoid #306

30 05 2010

This post was partially derived in my own head, but there was a major impetus by Red’s “Greatest Comedy Ever Tournament.”

I love quoting comedies.  I do it to the point where it borders on becoming a vice.

So naturally, when “The Hangover” lit the world on fire, I managed to learn almost every line only seeing it once (I won’t lie, Facebook helped a lot).  Over time, I began to say one particularly memorable quote a little too much.

It’s not a purse; it’s a satchel.  Indiana Jones wears one.

Long story short, I said it so much that people had to tell me to shut up and never say it again.  So now I quote with a little more discretion.





Random Factoid #305

29 05 2010

This is my standard operating procedure (SOP) for non-crowded movies.  If you want to sit on a row that already has people on it, you sit where you want to sit but leave one space between your group and the other group.  It eliminates awkwardness and leaves room to breathe.

But when I did that today, the person that sitting two seats down seemed to be almost offended by the fact that I didn’t sit by her.  It’s not like I thought she had cooties; I just wanted some space.  It’s what we all want, and if anyone has ever been in an uncomfortable theater with little leg room, they know what I’m talking about.

Today’s incident just struck me a little more unusually than normal.  It isn’t misanthropic of me to leave a little room, is it?  I’m just trying to make sure we don’t invade each other’s comfort zones.





Random Factoid #304

28 05 2010

I love Christmas, don’t get me wrong.  I pull out the Christmas music at the beginning of November, and I even have a “Christmas in July” day where I pull it out just once to get me energized … six months in advance.  So I’m hardly your Grinch type.

But honestly, HBO, do you really need to be showing “Four Christmases” in the middle of the summer?  It’s almost like a cruel taunt, poking us and saying “7 months left until Christmas” with a sinister smile.  I liked that movie, but I’m not going to sit down and watch it during the wrong season.

Anyone else feel the same way?  I wouldn’t classify my feelings as anger, but I just think it’s strange that HBO would subject us to holiday entertainment at this time of the year.





Random Factoid #303

27 05 2010

What’s in a name?  (And no, the answer is not “that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,” all you Shakespearean scholars.)

I was browsing the web as usual and reading some interesting articles.  One particularly grabbed me from the New York Times website, an article by Brooks Barnes called “Invasion of the Big, Scary, Long Film Titles.”  Here are some interesting excerpts:

Pity the high school students whose summer jobs involve changing movie theater marquees. Hollywood has come down with a serious case of title elongation. That is, if you can figure out the title at all.

Consider the latest “Shrek” movie, which DreamWorks Animation and Paramount Pictures released on Friday. Just what is its title, anyway?  “Shrek Forever After.” But billboards and newspaper ads seem to use another name: “Shrek: The Final Chapter.” More than a few theaters have just listed it as “Shrek 4,” perhaps running low on patience, or just colons … add in simultaneous 3-D offerings, and splice that into subcategories — “Shrek Forever After 3-D,” “Shrek Forever After: An Imax 3-D Experience” — and the listings become even more confusing.

Elaborate titles can bring danger. “The more a title describes the story, the less effective it generally is,” said Dennis Rice, a marketing consultant who has held top positions at Miramax, United Artists and Disney. “You want people to know what they’re getting. But you also want to leave them wanting to learn more.”

And in a very practical sense, wordy titles take up a lot of time in a 15-second television ad and a lot of space on a poster … none of these titles are selected without debate by studio executives and, in some cases, they are determined by focus group testing. With sequels, the strategy is generally to avoid adding a numeral, and to come up with a subtitle that makes the movie seem less of a rehash and more worthy of standing on its own … in some instances, long titles result from an eagerness of studios to piggyback on a brand that already has currency in the marketplace.

I can’t stand long titles, and if a movie has a long title, I try to find a way around saying the whole thing.  “Shrek Forever After” is “Shrek 4” in my jargon.  “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time” is just plain old “Prince of Persia” to me.  And you won’t ever catch me even writing the unwieldy post-colon addition to “Precious.”





Random Factoid #302

26 05 2010

Boo yeah!

The first full day of summer kicked off with a bang.  I went to return some CDs and a movie to the library, my main source for movies, this morning.  Sometimes I have to work the system to get more movies, which requires me to go up to the desk instead of using the electronic checkout.

And when I went up today to checkout, they knew my name!  “Hold on a second, Marshall,” the lady said.  I’ve always dreamed of being known by a ticket person at a movie theater, but this is the next best thing.





Random Factoid #301

25 05 2010

IT’S SUMMER VACATION!

That means that all the movies I have on loan from the library and my collection of personal favorites can come out from under the TV cabinet!

That’s right, I literally hid them so I wouldn’t be distracted by them while studying.





Random Factoid #300

24 05 2010

Wow, Random Factoid #300.  Is this Sparta?

As I struggled to find something momentous for this milestone factoid, I kept coming back to the movie “300” and how it has become particularly iconic with people my age.

But alas, I was relatively unriveted.  I’m like that; I usually don’t click in with a lot of the movies that guys my age love.  And that’s about all I can come up with in finals mode.  Sorry; I’ll be in full force for 3 months starting tomorrow!





Random Factoid #299

23 05 2010

All of a sudden, I’m obsessed with the music from “Chicago” again.

I admitted back in Random Factoid #240 that I became hooked on the music back in 2002 after hearing a few bars on TV.  But now it’s like 2002 all over again.  Every time a song comes up on shuffle, I stay on the track and listen.  Now, I have the movie on hold at the library and the music is coming close to “Top 25 Most Played” numbers on my computer and iPod.

Favorite song of the “First ‘Chicago’ Revival” is Queen Latifah’s “When You’re Good To Mama.”  Boy, she can sing that song.





Random Factoid #298

22 05 2010

I’ve got a lot of soundtracks in my iTunes library, and I won’t try to hide it.  What I haven’t revealed yet is that I buy a whole lot of songs because I hear them in the trailer of a movie.  I’ll hear a tune and Google it to find out what the song is called.  Click, click, it’s in my library.

Here are some of the songs that are now proudly stored in Marshall’s iTunes library thanks to movie trailers.

“Help Yourself” by Sad Brad Smith, trailer for “Up in the Air”

“You’ve Got Me Wrapped Around Your Little Finger” by Beth Rowley, trailer for “An Education”

“Photograph” by Ringo Starr, trailer for “Funny People”

“The Beginning is the End is the Beginning” by Smashing Pumpkins, trailer for “Watchmen”

“Wild is the Wind” by Nina Simone, trailer for “Revolutionary Road”

“Rock Me Sexy Jesus” by The Ralph Sall Experience, trailer for “Hamlet 2”

“Paper Planes” by M.I.A., trailer for “Pineapple Express”

“Iron Man” by Black Sabbath, trailer for “Iron Man”

“Heart of the City (Ain’t No Love)” by Jay-Z, trailer for “American Gangster”

And probably countless others than I can’t remember.





Random Factoid #297

21 05 2010

It’s funny  what a little commercialism can do to you.

I got the soundtrack for “An Education” a few months ago, and I absolutely love it.  However, one of the songs I always skipped was the theme to “A Summer Place” by Percy Faith.  It’s a nice sounding song, I was just never in much of a mood to listen to it.

However, now the song is lovely background music to a Toyota commercial:

And I suddenly really like the song.  I’ve stopped and listened to it when it has come on shuffle in my car.  Amazing, right?  Just a little television commercial…





Random Factoid #296

20 05 2010

I guess I can stop with these veiled references to the movie screening I went to on Saturday morning.  It was for “Shrek Forever After,” if you hadn’t already figured that out.

Before the screening, I remembered something lying in the bottom of the costume chest at my house.  There were Shrek ears (similar to the ones in the picture) that can be worn like a headband.  They are incredibly festive, and I have whipped them out every once in a while since 2001.  Yes, I have kept these ears since the release of the first “Shrek” movie.

I wore them to the screening, and no one noticed.  I was very disappointed.

(To be fair, they gave out some new pairs as prizes.  So I can only hope that was one of the main reasons.)