Random Factoid #42

8 09 2009

This isn’t my first movie reviewing phase.  I wrote several reviews during summer 2006 and intended to send them in to the Houston Chronicle.  For some reason that I can’t remember, I never sent them.  I think it was probably due to the fact that I wrote mainly about kids movies like “Over the Hedge” and “Cars.”  But I can’t pinpoint a specific reason.





Random Factoid #41

7 09 2009

In the second grade, I became interested in the box office grosses of movies.  I began keeping a notebook that recorded the top 12 movies at the box office each weekend, beginning the weekend of August 18, 2000.  I didn’t remember the exact date, but I recall writing in the opening weekend take for “The Original Kings of Comedy,” which the Internet told me opened on that day.  I think it stopped towards the end of 2001, but my last distinct memory of logging anything in the book was April 1, 2001, when I hurriedly jotted down the gross of “Spy Kids” on its opening weekend as I dashed out the door to go see it myself.





REVIEW: Obsessed

7 09 2009

This summer, I discovered the beauty of the public library.  They have an extraordinary catalog of movies, and you can see all of them for free.  It has allowed me to see some very strange movies I wouldn’t have picked on my own, but more importantly, it has allowed me to shamelessly watch some of Hollywood’s big-budget movies without lining the pockets of the people who give them to us.  “Obsessed” falls into the latter category.  Unfortunately, I put it off for a little too long and had to pay a 20¢ late fee.  The only reason that I was genuinely willing to waste an hour and 45 minutes to watch this was Beyoncé and the promise of watching her in a cat fight with Ali Larter.  Before you call me shallow, just think of how seldom we get to see cat fights.  And even then, we never get them with such attractive females as Beyoncé or Ali Larter.

The plot is stale and incredibly predictable.  It clearly wants to provide thrills on the level of “Misery,” but Ali Larter is no Kathy Bates.  The first half slowly exposes us to Lisa’s (Larter) infatuation with her new boss Derek Charles (Idris Elba).  If you weren’t watching a movie called “Obsessed,” you might think it was just a young girl looking to move up the corporate ladder through seduction.  But we know there is some sinister motive, so it comes off as annoying prolonged foreplay before they can show us to the eerie parts.  The second half is genuinely disturbing as Lisa turns into a true stalker, but it could have been even more so had the filmmakers been willing to throw some fresh material into her role.  The movie unfortunately reduces Derek’s wife, Sharon (Beyoncé), to such a trivial role in the first half that it seems her only purpose in the movie was to make an angry call to Lisa and get in a giant cat fight.

In an era where we need to look no further than Facebook to find stalkers, “Obsessed” fails to take the topic to a creepy enough degree to matter.  It tries so hard to be “Misery” in the big city, but it lacks the acting chops and the script to come anywhere close.  If you do choose to watch this, try to get a big group together to watch it.  I think it is a movie designed to be viewed by a crowd atmosphere to enhance the crazy moments, especially the climactic fight scene.  C / 2stars





Random Factoid #40

6 09 2009

I go through huge spurts of buying movies.  If you were to come take a look at my film library, you will see lots of movies from certain years and hardly any from others.

Starting a blog has spurred a new one.

My first big one was in 2001, when I started getting receiving money for birthday presents.  For my 9th birthday that year, I had also gotten a DVD player.  Naturally, I used all the money to buy DVDs.  If anyone likes kids movies from 2001 (other than “Shrek” and “Monsters, Inc,” which are classics), come on over.

I had another one in 2003, and I unfortunately report that I do not know the cause.  My AP U.S. History analysis skills are failing me when looking at my own life!

Then there was a lull where I didn’t buy many DVDs for a long time, only buying the movies that were really special.  But now I’m filling in the gaps and picking up where I left off.





REVIEW: Extract

6 09 2009

We so often find humor in the ridiculous and far-fetched, and Hollywood serves it to us (actually, more like force feeds) at a rate that is more than we can digest.  But Mike Judge has a unique ability to find humor in the mundane, especially in the work place.  His 1999 film “Office Space” has become a cult classic over the past decade thanks to its smart satire of the workplace atmosphere.  However, his latest film, “Extract,” is really lacking flavor (pun fully intended).  It is too caught up in banalities to really succeed and perhaps even too lifelike for its own good.

The humdrum happenings center around Joel (Jason Bateman), the owner of an extract factory trying to sell out to General Mills.  However, the deal is threatened by a workplace accident in which a worker loses a part of his “manhood.”  To top that off, he has to deal with constant unrest among the workers, thievery, and a very attractive new temp (Mila Kunis) who becomes an object of lust.  But Joel has many problems outside of work to deal with, including his wife’s (Kristen Wiig) elastic sweatpants chastity belt, a pill-popping friend (Ben Affleck) intent on proselytizing, and an incessantly blabbering neighbor (David Koechner).

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Random Factoid #39

5 09 2009

It is about this time last year when I joined the AMC MovieWatcher program. It is similar to the Regal Crown Club in rewarding loyal moviegoers with plenty of free sodas, popcorn, and movie tickets. Over the course of a year, I have accumulated 72 points. Every ticket purchased counts as 2 points, and they only count 4 points per day. You do the math…I can’t right now because I’m posting this via the WordPress iPhone app on the way to a college football game.





Random Factoid #38

4 09 2009

Often times, I plan to go see movies that I think might be bad early in the morning so I don’t give the filmmakers the extra money from an evening ticket.  I feel less guilty that way.  The only way I would take my brother to “G.I. Joe” was if we went before noon to take advantage of AMC’s $5 tickets.





F.I.L.M. of the Week (September 4, 2009)

4 09 2009

This week’s “F.I.L.M. of the Week” is “Man on Wire.”  It is truly one of a kind: a documentary that feels like a movie.  I seldom watch documentaries, but I decided to watch it a few months ago because it had won the Oscar for Best Documentary and it had received unanimous critical praise.  The filmmakers tell the story of Philippe Petit, the daring trapeze artist who walked on a wire between the World Trade Center towers in 1973.

It’s nothing like a History Channel special, which the average moviegoer seems to group documentaries alongside.  Rather than recounting the events through interviews and pictures, the filmmakers have a cast reenact the events.  They also make a clever move in crafting the movie as if it were a heist film.  The result is a breath-taking, captivating, and delightful movie (three words I thought I would never use to describe a documentary.)





Random Factoid #37

3 09 2009

The most played song on iTunes on my computer is “Postcards,” the theme from “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” composed by Alexandre Desplat.  I love movie soundtracks (and I will elaborate on this love later), but this is probably my most played song due to an obsession lasting a few months with the movie and the fact that the song is perfect to listen while doing homework.  I don’t know any sort of musical terms to describe it, so I will spare you a misguided discussion of the song.  But give it a listen.





Random Factoid #36

2 09 2009

Each Tuesday, I bookmark the link to Friday’s movie showtimes at my favorite theaters to get an idea of what is showing, where it is showing, and how long I have to see it.

This is a recent habit, starting only in the past year.  So you got a real treat today, factoid lovers; that is, a current tidbit about my obsession.





Random Factoid #35

1 09 2009

March 7, 2004.

Do you remember the day?  My parents made sure that I did.

I was dying to see the new movie “Hidalgo” with Viggo Mortensen.  I had begged and begged all weekend to no avail.  On Sunday afternoon, they gave me a slight glimmer of hope: a maybe.  But, as I know now, when thing seem to good to be true, that’s because they are.  They ended up saying “no,” and I whined and complained.  They replied, “Are you always going to remember today as the day I didn’t get to see ‘Hidalgo’?”  And I said, “Yes, I will.”

And I still do.





Shameless Advertisement #2 – September

1 09 2009

Today is September 1st, a date that marks the start of the fall movie season (at least in my mind).  I have posted half of my fall movie preview and I have also asked my readers to answer the poll for their most anticipated movie in that month.  I just decided that the movie that wins this poll wins a “Shameless Advertisement” on the first day of the month.  NOTE: If I don’t want to see the movie, I have no qualms in calling it a “shameful advertisement.”

In September, 6 readers took the poll.  I have a positive statistic to report for once.  86% of readers who looked at the post took the poll.  Thanks, readers for giving me hope that you do listen, and that I’m not just a lost lumberjack crying the wilderness when I ask you to share your opinions!

No movie won a clear majority of the votes, and I have decided my tiebreaker to be the movie that I want to see the most.  But, in the interest of fairness, I will post a link to the trailers for the other two “winners”: “Jennifer’s Body” and “Fame.”

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Random Factoid #34

31 08 2009

I have never bought a ticket for one movie and then walked into another that is sold out.  I would rather wait a few hours to see “The Dark Knight” than give my money to the people who gave us “Mamma Mia!”  In my mind, that would make me partially responsible for more lousy movies hitting theaters.





Random Factoid #33

30 08 2009

The only missing ticket since I officially started collecting them in August 2003 is “Hamlet 2.”  The sound was malfunctioning in the theater, and it really detracted from the experience.  When I told guest services, the only way they would give me a refund was by giving them my ticket.  It really pained me, but I sacrificed the ticket in order to get the free ticket.  I ended up using the ticket to go see “Eagle Eye” in IMAX, and it saved me $7.50 on the expensive IMAX ticket.





What to Look Forward to In … October 2009

29 08 2009

We give the movie industry late August and all of September to recover from the busy summer season, but in October, it starts to kick it into gear again.  Unfortunately, my most anticipated movie in October, Martin Scorsese’s “Shutter Island,” was pushed back to February.  But the month still puts forth several great movies for all tastes.

October 2

This week, I can promise you that I will be throwing my money not at a new release, but at the re-release of two staples of my childhood.  “Toy Story” and “Toy Story 2” will hit theaters again for a few weeks.  1 ticket.  2 movies. 3-D.  Need I say more?

The week also gives us “The Invention of Lying,” which could be a sleeper comedy hit. The movie stars Ricky Gervais, who was the lead of the British version of “The Office.” Around this time last year, he starred in “Ghost Town,” a comedy with a heart that you need to go rent now, that was dismissed by audiences. I have high hopes for his latest, in which he plays a man who tells the world’s first lie on an alternate Earth. He continues to wield the power to suit his own selfish needs. The movie also features Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, and the always funny Tina Fey.

And not to mention, the week delivers Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut, “Whip It.” The movie stars the irresistible Ellen Page (“Juno”) as Bliss, a teenager weary of the beauty pageants that she is forced into by her parents. One day, she discovers the world of roller derby and she finds the happiness that she has been so desperately seeking. The movie boasts a hilarious supporting cast including Kristen Wiig (“SNL”), Oscar-winner Marcia Gay Harden, and Barrymore herself.

And it just keeps getting better.  The Coen Brothers (“No Country for Old Men”) are back with their latest feature, “A Serious Man;” they also wrote the original screenplay.  The movie seems to be a big risk.  It features no marquee names other than the Coens themselves. The trailer is cryptic, giving no indication of what to expect from the movie. I don’t mind an aura of mystique, but this is an aura of confusion. The movie is being marketed as a dark comedy, and I pray that it is the polar opposite of the Coens’ last foray into the genre, “Burn After Reading,” which I didn’t find funny at all. The movie starts in limited release and then will slowly expand from New York and Los Angeles.

The other major release of the week is “Zombieland,” a horror-comedy with Woody Harrelson.

October 9

The only exciting movie hitting theaters across the country this weekend is “Couples Retreat.”  A comedy centered around four couples at a luxurious tropical resort that is revealed to be a marriage therapy clinic, it appears to provide something for everyone.  It has pretty women (Malin Akerman, Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis) AND funny guys (Jason Bateman, Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau).  The movie is the directorial debut of Ralph Billingsley, best known for playing Ralphie in “A Christmas Story,” and the screenplay is written by Vaughn and Favreau.  Hopefully it can provide some good laughs in a season usually replete of hilarious comedies.

Opening in limited release is “An Education,” a movie that has been garnering massive Oscar buzz for months now.  Most of it has centered on the breakout performance of lead actress Carey Mulligan.  In the movie, she stars as Jenny, a 17-year-old in 1960s England who is set on going to Oxford.  However, an older gentleman (Peter Sarsgaard) comes along and sweeps her off of her feet, introducing her to a lifestyle that she immediately loves.  But reality bites, and Jenny is left at a crucial crossroads.  The movie has also generated buzz around supporting actors Alfred Molina and Rosamund Pike (the red-haired villain of “Die Another Day”).  Raves are also flying in for the screenplay, written by author Nick Hornby, writer of “About a Boy” and “Fever Pitch.”  And with the 10 nominees for Best Picture at this year’s Oscars, many people say it has a good chance of claiming one of the ten.

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