This isn’t my first movie reviewing phase. I wrote several reviews during summer 2006 and intended to send them in to the Houston Chronicle. For some reason that I can’t remember, I never sent them. I think it was probably due to the fact that I wrote mainly about kids movies like “Over the Hedge” and “Cars.” But I can’t pinpoint a specific reason.
Random Factoid #42
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Random Factoid #41
7 09 2009In the second grade, I became interested in the box office grosses of movies. I began keeping a notebook that recorded the top 12 movies at the box office each weekend, beginning the weekend of August 18, 2000. I didn’t remember the exact date, but I recall writing in the opening weekend take for “The Original Kings of Comedy,” which the Internet told me opened on that day. I think it stopped towards the end of 2001, but my last distinct memory of logging anything in the book was April 1, 2001, when I hurriedly jotted down the gross of “Spy Kids” on its opening weekend as I dashed out the door to go see it myself.
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REVIEW: Obsessed
7 09 2009
This summer, I discovered the beauty of the public library. They have an extraordinary catalog of movies, and you can see all of them for free. It has allowed me to see some very strange movies I wouldn’t have picked on my own, but more importantly, it has allowed me to shamelessly watch some of Hollywood’s big-budget movies without lining the pockets of the people who give them to us. “Obsessed” falls into the latter category. Unfortunately, I put it off for a little too long and had to pay a 20¢ late fee. The only reason that I was genuinely willing to waste an hour and 45 minutes to watch this was Beyoncé and the promise of watching her in a cat fight with Ali Larter. Before you call me shallow, just think of how seldom we get to see cat fights. And even then, we never get them with such attractive females as Beyoncé or Ali Larter.
The plot is stale and incredibly predictable. It clearly wants to provide thrills on the level of “Misery,” but Ali Larter is no Kathy Bates. The first half slowly exposes us to Lisa’s (Larter) infatuation with her new boss Derek Charles (Idris Elba). If you weren’t watching a movie called “Obsessed,” you might think it was just a young girl looking to move up the corporate ladder through seduction. But we know there is some sinister motive, so it comes off as annoying prolonged foreplay before they can show us to the eerie parts. The second half is genuinely disturbing as Lisa turns into a true stalker, but it could have been even more so had the filmmakers been willing to throw some fresh material into her role. The movie unfortunately reduces Derek’s wife, Sharon (Beyoncé), to such a trivial role in the first half that it seems her only purpose in the movie was to make an angry call to Lisa and get in a giant cat fight.
In an era where we need to look no further than Facebook to find stalkers, “Obsessed” fails to take the topic to a creepy enough degree to matter. It tries so hard to be “Misery” in the big city, but it lacks the acting chops and the script to come anywhere close. If you do choose to watch this, try to get a big group together to watch it. I think it is a movie designed to be viewed by a crowd atmosphere to enhance the crazy moments, especially the climactic fight scene. C / 
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Random Factoid #40
6 09 2009I go through huge spurts of buying movies. If you were to come take a look at my film library, you will see lots of movies from certain years and hardly any from others.
Starting a blog has spurred a new one.
My first big one was in 2001, when I started getting receiving money for birthday presents. For my 9th birthday that year, I had also gotten a DVD player. Naturally, I used all the money to buy DVDs. If anyone likes kids movies from 2001 (other than “Shrek” and “Monsters, Inc,” which are classics), come on over.
I had another one in 2003, and I unfortunately report that I do not know the cause. My AP U.S. History analysis skills are failing me when looking at my own life!
Then there was a lull where I didn’t buy many DVDs for a long time, only buying the movies that were really special. But now I’m filling in the gaps and picking up where I left off.
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REVIEW: Extract
6 09 2009We so often find humor in the ridiculous and far-fetched, and Hollywood serves it to us (actually, more like force feeds) at a rate that is more than we can digest. But Mike Judge has a unique ability to find humor in the mundane, especially in the work place. His 1999 film “Office Space” has become a cult classic over the past decade thanks to its smart satire of the workplace atmosphere. However, his latest film, “Extract,” is really lacking flavor (pun fully intended). It is too caught up in banalities to really succeed and perhaps even too lifelike for its own good.
The humdrum happenings center around Joel (Jason Bateman), the owner of an extract factory trying to sell out to General Mills. However, the deal is threatened by a workplace accident in which a worker loses a part of his “manhood.” To top that off, he has to deal with constant unrest among the workers, thievery, and a very attractive new temp (Mila Kunis) who becomes an object of lust. But Joel has many problems outside of work to deal with, including his wife’s (Kristen Wiig) elastic sweatpants chastity belt, a pill-popping friend (Ben Affleck) intent on proselytizing, and an incessantly blabbering neighbor (David Koechner).
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Random Factoid #39
5 09 2009It is about this time last year when I joined the AMC MovieWatcher program. It is similar to the Regal Crown Club in rewarding loyal moviegoers with plenty of free sodas, popcorn, and movie tickets. Over the course of a year, I have accumulated 72 points. Every ticket purchased counts as 2 points, and they only count 4 points per day. You do the math…I can’t right now because I’m posting this via the WordPress iPhone app on the way to a college football game.
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Random Factoid #38
4 09 2009Often times, I plan to go see movies that I think might be bad early in the morning so I don’t give the filmmakers the extra money from an evening ticket. I feel less guilty that way. The only way I would take my brother to “G.I. Joe” was if we went before noon to take advantage of AMC’s $5 tickets.
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F.I.L.M. of the Week (September 4, 2009)
4 09 2009
This week’s “F.I.L.M. of the Week” is “Man on Wire.” It is truly one of a kind: a documentary that feels like a movie. I seldom watch documentaries, but I decided to watch it a few months ago because it had won the Oscar for Best Documentary and it had received unanimous critical praise. The filmmakers tell the story of Philippe Petit, the daring trapeze artist who walked on a wire between the World Trade Center towers in 1973.
It’s nothing like a History Channel special, which the average moviegoer seems to group documentaries alongside. Rather than recounting the events through interviews and pictures, the filmmakers have a cast reenact the events. They also make a clever move in crafting the movie as if it were a heist film. The result is a breath-taking, captivating, and delightful movie (three words I thought I would never use to describe a documentary.)
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Random Factoid #36
2 09 2009Each Tuesday, I bookmark the link to Friday’s movie showtimes at my favorite theaters to get an idea of what is showing, where it is showing, and how long I have to see it.
This is a recent habit, starting only in the past year. So you got a real treat today, factoid lovers; that is, a current tidbit about my obsession.
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Random Factoid #35
1 09 2009March 7, 2004.
Do you remember the day? My parents made sure that I did.
I was dying to see the new movie “Hidalgo” with Viggo Mortensen. I had begged and begged all weekend to no avail. On Sunday afternoon, they gave me a slight glimmer of hope: a maybe. But, as I know now, when thing seem to good to be true, that’s because they are. They ended up saying “no,” and I whined and complained. They replied, “Are you always going to remember today as the day I didn’t get to see ‘Hidalgo’?” And I said, “Yes, I will.”
And I still do.
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Shameless Advertisement #2 – September
1 09 2009Today is September 1st, a date that marks the start of the fall movie season (at least in my mind). I have posted half of my fall movie preview and I have also asked my readers to answer the poll for their most anticipated movie in that month. I just decided that the movie that wins this poll wins a “Shameless Advertisement” on the first day of the month. NOTE: If I don’t want to see the movie, I have no qualms in calling it a “shameful advertisement.”
In September, 6 readers took the poll. I have a positive statistic to report for once. 86% of readers who looked at the post took the poll. Thanks, readers for giving me hope that you do listen, and that I’m not just a lost lumberjack crying the wilderness when I ask you to share your opinions!
No movie won a clear majority of the votes, and I have decided my tiebreaker to be the movie that I want to see the most. But, in the interest of fairness, I will post a link to the trailers for the other two “winners”: “Jennifer’s Body” and “Fame.”
The movie that has earned a shameless advertisement on “Marshall and the Movies” for September 2009 is … Read the rest of this entry »
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Random Factoid #34
31 08 2009I have never bought a ticket for one movie and then walked into another that is sold out. I would rather wait a few hours to see “The Dark Knight” than give my money to the people who gave us “Mamma Mia!” In my mind, that would make me partially responsible for more lousy movies hitting theaters.
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Random Factoid #33
30 08 2009The only missing ticket since I officially started collecting them in August 2003 is “Hamlet 2.” The sound was malfunctioning in the theater, and it really detracted from the experience. When I told guest services, the only way they would give me a refund was by giving them my ticket. It really pained me, but I sacrificed the ticket in order to get the free ticket. I ended up using the ticket to go see “Eagle Eye” in IMAX, and it saved me $7.50 on the expensive IMAX ticket.
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